Red

Let me tell you about Red.  He used to be my favorite rooster, until he snapped one day.  Now when he is loose and I walk across the yard, Red stalks me.  I am ready to commit foul murder but Rodney likes this little creature for some reason and hasn't killed him yet.

It is funny though the way he stalks.  He will run towards me when I have my back turned to him but when I turn to look at him he stops.  He tries to look all innocent until he gets close enough to strike.  Then the fight is on, I have kicked and hit him several times but he still won't back down.  One of these days though, ladies and gentlemen, Red will make a fine pot of dumplings!!!